Friday, February 18, 2011
Has anyone else clicked on "next blog" after reading ours?
All the supposedly "related" blogs are about motherhood and shit. I hope blogger's algorythm doesn't equate womyn with mother. Things that make you go hmmmmmm?
Thursday, February 17, 2011
I was doing an interview once and the guy said, you must be psyched by all this Slumdog Millionaire stuff. And I was like, umm… Yeah! I am! I have no idea why, though, as I had NOTHING to do with that movie! It’s just that some people who kinda look like me are in it, and everyone loved it and it won some Oscars and stuff. And then I was like, whoa whoa whoa – are white people just psyched ALL THE TIME? It’s like, Back to the Future – that’s us! Godfather – that’s us! Jaws – that’s us! Every fucking movie BUT Slumdog Millionaire and Boyz n the Hood is us!”
— | Aziz Ansari (via morebusinessjuiceplease) |
Friday, February 11, 2011
vagina {m}aganda logs
i read this during maganda's open mic: "i love you... not"
it's a satirical tribute to vagina monologues.
no offense to everyone who is a vagina warrior.
Note: I am in fem sex. I am 1 out of 2 asian womyn. In a class of 20.
my vagina is not white
my vagina does live in a
3 story house w/ 5 mercedes benz/ a swimming pool/ jacuzzi/ and RV trailer
w/in a gated community.
my vagina was born and raised in
gov't assisted diapers
hand me down underwears
and discounted feminine pads
my vagina excrete juices
w/ the after taste of vietnamese dinner
pho/ bun bo hue/ spring rolls and fish sauce
not... pineapple juice
my vagina does not thrust to
hannah montana
carrie underwood
or kelley clarkson
it dances to soulful beats of
USHER
trey songz
and beyonce
my vagina is not a "cunt"
it is not something i need to
chant over and over again to feel empowered.
my vagina does not receive top notch private health care
it visits
the free clinic
planned parenthood
and because the university makes me.. I go to tang center.
my vagina does not need to be put on a pedastole
to be looked at
admired
and be replicated through
playdoh
construction paper
or acrylic paint
my vagina represents my mother
being able to escape across the mekong river
rejecting Thai pirates from violating HER vagina
resettling here in America
able to conceive me so that i am here today
vagina
in tact.
my vagina is not a product
of a first wave, white privileged feminism
it is a product of a third world struggle
perseverance and fight
it does not FUCK
white heterosexual penis
it makes love to a beautiful pilipina woman
my vagina is not white
it is not a pretty sorority girl
dressed in a short ass skirt
bout to tease a horny lil frat boy
my vagina is not white
it does not receive play boy coverage
hidden under a hyperlink labeled " asian fettish"
my vagina is not white.
-hellafly
it's a satirical tribute to vagina monologues.
no offense to everyone who is a vagina warrior.
Note: I am in fem sex. I am 1 out of 2 asian womyn. In a class of 20.
my vagina is not white
my vagina does live in a
3 story house w/ 5 mercedes benz/ a swimming pool/ jacuzzi/ and RV trailer
w/in a gated community.
my vagina was born and raised in
gov't assisted diapers
hand me down underwears
and discounted feminine pads
my vagina excrete juices
w/ the after taste of vietnamese dinner
pho/ bun bo hue/ spring rolls and fish sauce
not... pineapple juice
my vagina does not thrust to
hannah montana
carrie underwood
or kelley clarkson
it dances to soulful beats of
USHER
trey songz
and beyonce
my vagina is not a "cunt"
it is not something i need to
chant over and over again to feel empowered.
my vagina does not receive top notch private health care
it visits
the free clinic
planned parenthood
and because the university makes me.. I go to tang center.
my vagina does not need to be put on a pedastole
to be looked at
admired
and be replicated through
playdoh
construction paper
or acrylic paint
my vagina represents my mother
being able to escape across the mekong river
rejecting Thai pirates from violating HER vagina
resettling here in America
able to conceive me so that i am here today
vagina
in tact.
my vagina is not a product
of a first wave, white privileged feminism
it is a product of a third world struggle
perseverance and fight
it does not FUCK
white heterosexual penis
it makes love to a beautiful pilipina woman
my vagina is not white
it is not a pretty sorority girl
dressed in a short ass skirt
bout to tease a horny lil frat boy
my vagina is not white
it does not receive play boy coverage
hidden under a hyperlink labeled " asian fettish"
my vagina is not white.
-hellafly
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